

30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel
1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom Thing 1 and Thing 2. 2. Read Green Eggs and Ham out loud late at night. 3. When they come back to their home town after a concert yell Yea, youre back! and hug them like youll never let go. After about five minutes constantly glance at the clock and say Shouldnt you be going somewhere? 4. Sell all four of them on eBay. 5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker. 6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their son


30 Ways to Annoy Gustav30 Ways to Annoy Gustav Schafer30 Ways to Annoy Gustav
1. Steal his drumsticks and replace them with lollipops. 2. Make random animal noises every time he walks past you. 3. Duct tape yourself to his back. 4. Sit on his foot and refuse to relocate yourself for the rest of the day. 5. Lock him in a closet right before a concert. 6. Constantly remind him that Bill and Tom are way more popular than him. (I love you Gustav!) 7. Steal all of his favorite CDs and bury them in the backyard. 8. Spend your day doing nothing but thinking up ways to annoy him. 9. Give him death glares all day. When he asks you what


30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz
1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say. 2. Ask if hes Jamaican. 3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes. 4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero. 5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say Bad Tom! Bad! 6. Give away his every location to his fans. 7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and


30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public. 2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong. 4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing. 5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and r